Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Booty is Back!


I really almost fell on the floor when I saw this commercial for the Booty Pill. Pills that will make your ass bigger? And I truly could not believe that the hottest thing in under garments is the Butt Pad. Where did this fascination with ass come from? It's like everywhere I turn some new chick is famous for having a fat ass and the willingness to show it. Twitter is full of "models" with their asses out. And when a photographer is looking for models in an urban forum best believe that ass is the main feature.






I had the chance to have a wonderful professor when I minored in  African American Studies at UCF. Professor Gordon is a woman I will never forget. She made me so proud to be black and so proud of my history as a black woman. We studied ancestors from Africa made history all over the world. She taught me about Saartjie Baartman or the Hottentot Venus. Sold into slavery and used as an exhibit in France for her large buttocks and abnormally large genitals, Baartman was idolized for her frame, hated for her race, and degraded as a woman. I have no doubt that she was raped repeatedly as well.



The one thing that always makes me think about Baartman is the fact that there is a fascination with the black body that white america holds as a secret. It always has been that way. Baartman was a "celebrity" in the 1800s for her frame. French fashion clearly imitated her body. It's crazy to know that because Baartman's frame was as such she was dissected after her death and preserved for exhibition on sexuality. The doctor who dissected her also took her skin off her bones and made a cast of her body. Reading the notes on his "study" is sickening. It said that black women are more promiscuous because of the climate in Africa, that their sexual organs are bigger than white people's because they may have mated with apes, that black people are destined to be inferior--it makes me angry to know that "science" can be made of anything.



In conclusion--just between us girls--I would like Sarah Baartman idolized for her beauty in a positive way. I think she deserves to have her image reverenced for beauty because she was beautiful. It's so important that we as women don't forget what women have had to endure in order for us to be where we are today. Especially black women. I'm a woman who believes that there is nothing wrong with sexuality. The sexuality of a female is hers and hers alone. What women choose to do with their bodies sexually is their choice. I might choose to keep certain things for myself and my partner that the next girl might choose to expose. But at the end of the day it's her body not mine. But I think it does a woman no justice to have the physical assets that bring her attention and fame if she has no desire to better herself mentally as far as education and spirituality. There is a fine line between exploiting yourself and celebrating yourself, ladies. Although we are moving into 2010 women aren't allowed to embrace their sexuality like men can. Taking pictures of yourself with your ass out is your right but men are still scum and they would rather marry the chick that never does that and fantasize about the one that does. It's a double standard that doesn't seem to fade. History has proven that men are an oppressive gender and I'm not saying that all men are that way but I am saying that most men see women as things and not human beings that deserve to have their own sexual choices. A lot of men both embrace women for being sexual and condem them for it at the same time. It really and truly boggles my mind but that's a whole other blog.


Stay beautiful inside and out!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Pleasure P Statement: "Accusations are 100% False"


Pleasure P released his official via his Twitter page and denies everything. I don't know. I never want to jump at believing bad things about celebrities I like but lately with the world-wide-web (almost like Big Brother) rumors turn to proven reality within minutes. You have to make the judgement for yourself. If it is false, this has to have killed what was probably a high point in his career--his recent Grammy nomination.


Read Pleasure P's statement.


All I have to say is WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?!? Damn! It's bad enough to have to go through something like this and it's even worse to have to have to relive it in the public eye. And it doesn't make it better if the rumors are false. With the confession of Marcus Cooper's (Pleasure P) former group-mates, I'm gonna need a little more than denial to look past what seems to be the truth. Multiple witnesses, documents, and series of events that explain the downfall of a group on the rise to the top. I hope your attornies do get to the bottom of this.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger's Million Dollar Circus

This Tiger is really in a circus--a media circus. And this circus beats Barnum & Bailey. And it's going to end up costing Tiger Woods millions. Having to pay off one woman scorned is bad enough--having to pay her to stay with you is even worse. Reports state that Elin Nordegren is renegotiating her prenuptutial agreement.


The long and short of it is Nordegren was entitled to more than double what was orginially agreed upon. Originally she was due to get $20 million for staying with Tiger for 10 years. Now she entitled to $5 million up front and another $50 million to stay with him for two more years. Talk about paying for your sins. Should Elin decide to be a devoted wife and stand by her man she could walk away from this marriage with $80 million dollars if she stays another seven years. And not only will she have to stay with him she will be required to attend events by his side as if nothing ever happened. I wonder what she'll do...

We all know Tiger was the headliner of this circus with his multiple-woman juggling act but Rachel Uchitel was not to be outdone. The New York City club promoter not only denied that she had a sexual relationship with Tiger she lashed out at the media for even suggesting such a thing. Then suddenly the media became her friend. Uchitel scheduled a press conference today and stated thru her attorney/celebrity icon Gloria Allred that she would be honest about the relationship she had with Tiger. The public was told that Uchitel wouldn't be speaking but she would be present for the reading of a statement. And then she disappeared. Vanished without a trace. Conference cancelled and postponed indefinately. No statement was made beside the statement that no statement would be made. Talk about a show that deserves a standing ovation! I couldn't even predict this ending.


In conclusion--just between us girls--can money really make your anger subside? Let me rephrase that: Can MILLIONS make your anger subside? I think we all know the answer. The thing that bothers me the most is these sideline chicks stepping out of their lanes. Its clear that Rachel Uchitel is getting paid off someway and Jaimee Grubbs had already capitalized on her whoredom. It's like Uchitel wanted this circus spotlight to be on her. But clearly no one sees that Elin is really the ring master in this whole fiasco. Not only did she get to physically hit her husband, she also gets to hit him where it counts--those pockets. I'm almost positive we will see her beside Tiger for years to come because she has the upper hand. She pulls the strings. And that's the description of Boss Bitch.

Stay beautiful inside and out!

Pleasure P a Convicted Child Molester?!?!

File that under "WTF Headlines of 2009!" I literally just saw a tweet about this from my boy. Urban blogger Necole Bitchie got the scoop on sealed records claiming that Pleasure P (formerly of Pretty Ricky and singer of Boyfriend #2) was convicted of molesting his niece and nephew.

There's isn't too much to say about this but you have to read this email. It's utterly shocking and that's all I can say about it.

NecoleBitchie.com "A Break Down of the Pleasure P Molestation Case with Documents"

2010 Grammy Nominees


"And the Grammy goes to..." Not me! I'm secretly (yet openly) hating on every single artist that was nominated for a Grammy this year. I wish it was me.  But since she has yet to record an actual chart topping album, Shanetta did not make the list. But here are a list of the 2010 Grammy Nominees.


I had to admit I missed Kanye West for "808s & Heartbreak," was super happy to see Drake get two noms(though the haters are pointing out he doesn't have an album out,) even more excited for Lady Gaga, and shocked to see Flo-Rida listed at all. Of course the ever-so-perfect Taylor Swift will be angering country artists everywhere with her one million noms and The Kings of Leon have finally gotten their just due after years of creating music. I was happy to see my girl Adele had a nomination and The Black Eyed Peas definately earned every single nomination. Rihanna was nominated for some stuff, too. Keri Hilson finally got the nominations I think she has earned and Beyonce has to be kissing the songwriters of "Single Ladies." Although I'm a little confused as to how that song ended up in the same category as Melonie Fiona and Jasmine Sullivan for Best R&B vocal performance. And how the hell did PLEASURE P get a nomination?




In conclusion--just between us girls--I think the 2010 Grammy's will be swept by either Beyonce or Taylor Swift. But I'm praying that Lady Gaga pulls upset after upset. My favorite part is seeing someone win their first Grammy so Keri Hilson has my vote for Best New Artist. Girl Power!

Stay beautiful inside and out!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

More Wood on the Fire

Seems that squeaky clean Tiger Woods has a dirty little secret: He can't help swinging his golf club towards random holes. News has surfaced that not only was there Rachel (find out more in "Wife Goes Wild on Woods") but there are also Jaimee and Kalika. I was super shocked to find out that there was more than one other woman, though. I wonder if Elin (Tiger's wife) knew about all three.


Tiger has openly apologized and made important statements regarding his right to privacy. I sorta agree that problems within a family shouldn't have to require public confessions--but in this case it may have been in Tiger's best interest to do so. Jamiee Grubbs has come forward to the press with details--texts, voicemails, and emails--and seems hell bent on confessing for him. And while all the women come forward and reveal their relationships with Tiger we the people are left to wonder.


In conclusion--just between us girls--accountability is accountability. We all know that of whom much is given, much is required. I don't think it's fair for celebrities to play the privacy card when their fabricated images fall apart. I understand that people are human and mistakes will be made. But celebrities have to understand that as much as they flaunt their perfect lives, charitable acts, beautiful homes, and Clever-like families the public will feel betrayed if things don't add up. I'm just a regular woman and I'm not a part of the American culture on a regular basis. So if anyone has a question about my personal life I have every right to say that it's none of their business. But as a celebrity privacy is a luxury that money can't buy. A celebrity spends his or her career maintaining an image. Its a shame that they can force-feed perfection to the masses but when something pops off and they are brought down from their pedistal back into humanity--it's no body's business.

Stay beautiful inside and out!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Happy "Hol O Days" 20 Holiday Events for Under $20

Tis the season my fellow Orlandoans (is that even what we call ourselves?) and I know you're pockets are gonna be tapped to the max. There is so much to do with Disney and Universal and Amway and Bob Carr for the holidays but I decided to go about finding 20 things to do this holiday season that will cost you $20 or less. I found about 50 so I just listed the ones in Orlando and surrounding areas. So grab the children and lock down the boo cause there is no excuse not to enjoy this holiday season with the ones you love.



Best of Florida Christmas (Through Jan 3) Holiday shows and displays, featuring ICE!, the walk-through ice sculpture. Daily at the Gaylord Palms. $13. Call 4075681600 for details.

Light Up UCF (Nov 20-Jan 8) Light show, rides, skating rink and 100 ft. ice slide at the UCF Arena. $10. Call 4078236006 for details.

Now Snowing (Nov 28-Dec 31) Snow machines, carolers and entertainment from 6pm to 9pm Sat-Thurs in Celebration. FREE. Call 4075661202 for details.

A Christmas Carol (Nov 27-Dec 20) Traditional telling of the classic story. Thurs-Sat 8pm and Sun 2:30pm at Theater Downtown. $18. Call 4078410083 for details

History Center Holiday (Dec 2) Mayor Richard Crotty lights the square at this festive celebration with music performances, Santa, crafts and more from 5:30pm-9pm Wed at the History Center. FREE. Call 4078368500 for details.

Need a Little Christmas (Dec 3-Dec 13) Cabaret of seasonal songs and characters at the Breakthrough Theater of Winter Park. $15. Call 4079204034 for details.

Holiday Showcase (Dec 13-Dec 19) A variety of acts from local choirs to the Windermere Ballet and Community Dance Theater perform selected works from the holiday. 6pm-9pm at the Rosen Shingle Creek Resort. FREE. Call 4079969770 for details.

The Gift Musical Production (Dec 4) Presentation featuring a variety of holiday music. 7:30pm to 9:30pm Friday at the Walt Disney Amphitheater in Lake Eola Park. FREE. Call 4072462827 for details.

Christmas Vespers (Dec 4-Dec 6) Annual festival of lessons and carols presented by the Rollins College Dept of Music. 6pm Fri-Sun at Tiedtke Concert Hall. $5. Call 4076461517 for details.

Its a Wonderful Life: Radio Play (Dec 4-Dec 13) Staged radio version of the Christmas tale 7:30pm Fri-Sat and 2pm Sun at the Osceola Center for the Arts. $20. Call 4078466257 for details.





Winter Wonderland (Dec 4) A student choreographed production from Dr. Phillips High School 7pm Fri at St Paul's Presbyterian Church. $10. Call  4072933696 for details.

Christmas in the Square (Dec 4) Live entertainment, tree lighting, and Santa in Downtown Sanford from 6pm-8pm Friday. FREE. Call 4076885120 for details.

Popcorn Flicks (Dec 4) White Christmas and How the Grinch Stole Christmas 7pm Fri at Central Park in Winter Park. FREE. Call 4076290054 for details.

Noche Latina en Ice! (Dec 4) Puerto Rican musicans play traditional Latin Christmas music while guests enjoy the Ice! exhibit and various Spanish treats. From 9:30pm911:30pm Friday at the Gaylord Plans. $20. Portion of proceeds go to charity, Ca// 4075861600 for details.

Festival of Trees (Dec 5-13) Weeklong holiday celebration with decorations and a tree trimming contest. From 10a4pm Sat-Sun at the Museum of the Apopkans. FREE. Call 4077031707 for details. 

Avalon Aglow (Dec 5) Santa leads the evening with hay rides, ice skating, live performances and fireworks. From 5pm-9pm in Avalon Park. FREE. 076586565 for details.

Light Up the Holidays (Dec 5) More than 200,000 colorful lights illuminate the park with live music and entertainment froom 5pm-9pm Saturday at Cranes Roost Park. FREE. Call 4075718180 for details.
Leadership Winter Park Pancake Breakfast (Dec 5) All-you-can-eat pancakes to warm you up before the parade, with proceeds benefiting local elementary schools. From 7am-10:30am Sat in Central Park. $5 Call 4076448281 for details.
Cracker Christmas Weekend (Dec 5-Dec 6) Old Florida-style holiday fair with arts, crafts, demonstrations and food. From 10am-4pm Sat-Sun in Fort Christmas. FREE. Call 4075684149 for details.
Holiday Movie Nights (Dec 7-Dec 21) Family classics shown in the park at 7pm Monday at Cranes Roost Park. FREE. Call 4075718863 for details.
Alive After Five: Cheers to the Holidays (Dec 10) Downtown street party featuring food and wine, art displays, and live performances. 5pm Thursday in Downtown Sanford. $7. Call 4073241577 for details.
Baldwin Park Festival of Lights (Dec 12) Carriage rides, holiday parade, and a holiday movie.  From 4:30pm-9pm Saturday at Baldwin Park Village Center. FREE. Call 4072063300 for details.
Holiday in the Park (Dec 11-Dec 20) The city opens an ice rink next to Lake Eola. 12pm to 10pm Friday, 10am to 10pm Saturday. $7. Call 4072462827
Snow Fest (Dec 19) The winter party involves ice skating and playing with real snow in the Florida sun. From 2pm-6pm Sat at RDV Sportsplex. $7 adults $13 for children. Call 4079162442 for details.

Wife Goes Wild on Woods


Maybe I watch too much True TV but as soon as the story broke that Tiger Woods smashed his Cadi into a fire hydrant yet there was no intoxication--I knew something was up. And sure enough-drama was brewin' in Tiger's neck-of-the-Woods. And although I like to enlighten myself with politics and feministic rants I also love to get my celebrity gossip fill. So this was nothing but savory goodness to me (we all have our faults.) I was just speculating and speculating: Fellow Orlando resident/Ginourmous athelete getting beat up by his own little trophy--Oh how the mighty has fallen!

And didn't my Tweetles (that's what I call my Twitter family) have a field day! Trending topic became #TigerWoodsWife followed by "is really black" or "will bust the windows out your car" and my favorite "yelled to Rihanna 'This is how you do it!'" So what REALLY happened early that morning. The world may never know. But despite the fact that Tiger just wants this to all go away the rumors keep swirling. Seems like the wholesome Tiger Woods had a mistress (Rachel Uchitel is the alleged mistress but she denies it.) And Mrs. Woods found out. And she showed him who just how she felt about it. Reports say that the "lacerations" on Tiger's face weren't caused by the accident. Instead they were caused by Elin scratching her husbands face. Then she chased him out of the house with a golf club and beat up his Cadilliac, busting out the back window. Apparently Tiger Woods was knocked out for six whole minutes.


Now Tiger Woods has a squeaky clean image so the story that was developed initially was a publicist's golden moment. And it would have worked had Americans been idiots. Even my Swizz tweeted that it the story seemed a little off. No need to highlight the questions that came up in my mind because we now have a more plausible story--although its full of holes.  But one thing is for sure--Elin got gangsta. If Tiger was planning to cheat on Elin he should have chosen a tougher sport because she seems like a fiesty one. Now I don't condone domestic violence but I do believe in showing your man that you are your own woman. I wouldn't chose violence but if you read the history of how Tiger was rejected by Elin you'd see that she's a tough chick.

In conclusion--just between us girls--I doesn't matter how much money you have. And it definately doesn't matter how pretty you are. Men are men. They may love you dearly but need will venture off for a side dish. This story goes to show that you can't stop a man from cheating but you can show him how you really feel about it. I doubt Tiger will be seeing his mistress anytime soon. I also want my ladies to note that Elin is a successful, beautiful, educated woman in her own right. A devoted and supportive wife and mother. She is a great woman. This is just a bump in the road for Tiger and Elin...well it's a bump on Tiger's forhead anyway.


Stay beautiful inside and out!