Tiger's Million Dollar Circus

This Tiger is really in a circus--a media circus. And this circus beats Barnum & Bailey. And it's going to end up costing Tiger Woods millions. Having to pay off one woman scorned is bad enough--having to pay her to stay with you is even worse. Reports state that Elin Nordegren is renegotiating her prenuptutial agreement.

The long and short of it is Nordegren was entitled to more than double what was orginially agreed upon. Originally she was due to get $20 million for staying with Tiger for 10 years. Now she entitled to $5 million up front and another $50 million to stay with him for two more years. Talk about paying for your sins. Should Elin decide to be a devoted wife and stand by her man she could walk away from this marriage with $80 million dollars if she stays another seven years. And not only will she have to stay with him she will be required to attend events by his side as if nothing ever happened. I wonder what she'll do...

We all know Tiger was the headliner of this circus with his multiple-woman juggling act but Rachel Uchitel was not to be outdone. The New York City club promoter not only denied that she had a sexual relationship with Tiger she lashed out at the media for even suggesting such a thing. Then suddenly the media became her friend. Uchitel scheduled a press conference today and stated thru her attorney/celebrity icon Gloria Allred that she would be honest about the relationship she had with Tiger. The public was told that Uchitel wouldn't be speaking but she would be present for the reading of a statement. And then she disappeared. Vanished without a trace. Conference cancelled and postponed indefinately. No statement was made beside the statement that no statement would be made. Talk about a show that deserves a standing ovation! I couldn't even predict this ending.

In conclusion--just between us girls--can money really make your anger subside? Let me rephrase that: Can MILLIONS make your anger subside? I think we all know the answer. The thing that bothers me the most is these sideline chicks stepping out of their lanes. Its clear that Rachel Uchitel is getting paid off someway and Jaimee Grubbs had already capitalized on her whoredom. It's like Uchitel wanted this circus spotlight to be on her. But clearly no one sees that Elin is really the ring master in this whole fiasco. Not only did she get to physically hit her husband, she also gets to hit him where it counts--those pockets. I'm almost positive we will see her beside Tiger for years to come because she has the upper hand. She pulls the strings. And that's the description of Boss Bitch.

Stay beautiful inside and out!