Wife Me vs "One Night" Me

It's come to my attention lately that guys in this town really think they're slick. And they must think women are idiots, as well. It's appalling to me how dudes try and sweet talk you into sleeping with them. How they try and make you think that they're looking for love and committment so you'll let your guard down and they can go in for the kill. Again, it's no secret that I'm a committment phobe and while I'd like to say I have been in love, I can't. I'm afraid of the trust that goes into something like that and nine times outta ten I'm dealing with some joker who thinks I'm like that next chick and is tryna run game. I'm not that next chick and you'll learn that very quickly. When all you need a man for is the love game the playing field becomes even. Chances are you think you're runnin game on me but you can't run game on someone that already knows the plays homie. So I decided to compile a list for the fellas (feel free to add on what you think too ladies) to let them know we're on to them.

Wife Me: He calls almost everyday to see how I'm doing. If he doesn't call, he's at least texting--or tweeting.
One Night Me: He only calls once every few weeks. Tries to act like he's been so busy but been thinking about you. Asks if he can "come through" later.

Wife Me: He returns calls and texts in a timely manner. Contacts you more before midnight than he does after midnight.
One Night Me: Never returns calls or texts and if he does its always after midnight and usually sounds like "So what you gettin into"

Wife Me: He holds my hand, the inside of my elbow, the small of my back.
One Night Me: He grabs my ass, tries to touch my boobs, or actually does touch them.

Wife Me: The conversation usually consists of things that matter to me, to him, or to the world.
One Night Me: Always sexually oriented conversations

Wife Me: Sends me pics of himself doing silly things or seeing silly things
One Night Me: Asks me to send "Cassie shots"

Wife Me: Kisses me on the mouth after a good love game
One Night Me: Hugs me when he's leaving after the love game

Wife Me: Makes sure that I get mine if he get's his
One Night Me: Gets his and goes to sleep. Doesn't even gear up for round two.

Wife Me: Calls me beautiful
One Night Me: Calls me sexy

Wife Me: Invites me out on a date where we can get to know eachother
One Night Me: Wants to come over and chill or go over and chill

Wife Me: Would rather hold off talking about sex early into knowing me
One Night Me: Pretends to be curious about "what I can do" claims to be a "sexual person"

Wife Me: Likes more things about me than the physical
One Night Me: Knows nothing about me but the physical

Wife Me: Kisses me on the mouth
One Night Me: Kisses me on the cheek

Wife Me: Comes out to the club to see me, chill with me, drink with me
One Night Me: Bounces around the club with all different kinds of girls getting numbers till he stumbles across me

Wife Me: Treats me like a friend
One Night Me: Treats me like his toy

Lord knows I could go on the basic gist is this: there is a difference in how you treat a girl you want to be with and a girl you just want to sleep with. Guys seem to think the game plan is the same but it's the subtle differences that give it away and should let you know where you stand with that man in your life ladies. Especially if you aren't official. I'm a show and prove kind of girl. And if you start running in one direction I'm gonna drag you the whole way down. Say what you mean to say and be direct. I don't know where they make girls that don't know the difference or think that you can go from being the hoe to the housewife. If I think a guy sees me as a hoe, I see him as a hoe and treat him accordingly. You may have thought you had me sucked in but check your call log homie. The proof is in the pudding.

Stay beautiful inside and out