Bathroom Etiquette

I'm talking about how to act in a club ladies. The ish I have seen is ridiculous lol. Can't say I haven't broken a few rules myself but LAWD I felt I needed to say this.

1. Never puke in the bathroom sink at a club. Not only is it disgusting it prevents everyone else from being able to leave the bathroom in a timely manner because there is one less sink.
2. If you're 25 or older you can't dance full out to any song. Why? Cause that's obnoxious to see. C'mon, when I was 18 and didn't drink all I could do was dance. Now I pick a song to get down to and sway around to every other song. You are not being paid to do that anyway. Save it for the GoGo girls.
3. If you must dirty dance with a boy, keep it to yourself. Please do not be all up on me so you can put your back into it. I don't know you like that.
4. If you're too twisted to walk straight by yourself keep your butt still near your girls. Last thing anyone needs is a fight to break out over me losing my drink because your girl has had one too many.
5. Keep track of your friends. If Miss Thang needs to go say hello to a cutie watch her--cutie may have a girl with him and if ish goes down you don't wanna miss it.
6. Dress for the occasion. If there is a theme, try and participate. If it's upscale, go divaglam. And if its not, don't overdress--you don't look cute you look dumb.
7. Respond to the DJ. It's painful watchin a DJ struggle with the crowd. You can't really talk anyway so the least you can do is help the vibe. You're there to have fun aren't you?
8. Always tip your bartender. If I said it once, I'll say it twice--FREE DRINKS ARE NOT FREE. You just save some money. The people behind the bars got bills to pay. Plus you won't have to deal with saying "This drink is weak because its' free." They'll keep you good :)
9. Don't wait till the lights come on to bag that cutie. For obvious reasons lol
10. Go out and show out. Please go out and drink, dance and make new friends. Look so good you have to come home and have a phonoshoot (u know where u use your cell for the myspace pic of the month lol) and above all else stay safe with a designated driver. If you leave the club with someone you didn't come with (naughty girl ;) give that info to your girls for the check in.

Stay beautiful inside and out!