Tiger's Million Dollar Circus

This Tiger is really in a circus--a media circus. And this circus beats Barnum & Bailey. And it's going to end up costing Tiger Woods millions. Having to pay off one woman scorned is bad enough--having to pay her to stay with you is even worse. Reports state that Elin Nordegren is renegotiating her prenuptutial agreement.

The long and short of it is Nordegren was entitled to more than double what was orginially agreed upon. Originally she was due to get $20 million for staying with Tiger for 10 years. Now she entitled to $5 million up front and another $50 million to stay with him for two more years. Talk about paying for your sins. Should Elin decide to be a devoted wife and stand by her man she could walk away from this marriage with $80 million dollars if she stays another seven years. And not only will she have to stay with him she will be required to attend events by his side as if nothing ever happened. I wonder what she'll do...

We all know Tiger was the headliner of this circus with his multiple-woman juggling act but Rachel Uchitel was not to be outdone. The New York City club promoter not only denied that she had a sexual relationship with Tiger she lashed out at the media for even suggesting such a thing. Then suddenly the media became her friend. Uchitel scheduled a press conference today and stated thru her attorney/celebrity icon Gloria Allred that she would be honest about the relationship she had with Tiger. The public was told that Uchitel wouldn't be speaking but she would be present for the reading of a statement. And then she disappeared. Vanished without a trace. Conference cancelled and postponed indefinately. No statement was made beside the statement that no statement would be made. Talk about a show that deserves a standing ovation! I couldn't even predict this ending.

In conclusion--just between us girls--can money really make your anger subside? Let me rephrase that: Can MILLIONS make your anger subside? I think we all know the answer. The thing that bothers me the most is these sideline chicks stepping out of their lanes. Its clear that Rachel Uchitel is getting paid off someway and Jaimee Grubbs had already capitalized on her whoredom. It's like Uchitel wanted this circus spotlight to be on her. But clearly no one sees that Elin is really the ring master in this whole fiasco. Not only did she get to physically hit her husband, she also gets to hit him where it counts--those pockets. I'm almost positive we will see her beside Tiger for years to come because she has the upper hand. She pulls the strings. And that's the description of Boss Bitch.

Stay beautiful inside and out!

More Wood on the Fire

Seems that squeaky clean Tiger Woods has a dirty little secret: He can't help swinging his golf club towards random holes. News has surfaced that not only was there Rachel (find out more in "Wife Goes Wild on Woods") but there are also Jaimee and Kalika. I was super shocked to find out that there was more than one other woman, though. I wonder if Elin (Tiger's wife) knew about all three.

Tiger has openly apologized and made important statements regarding his right to privacy. I sorta agree that problems within a family shouldn't have to require public confessions--but in this case it may have been in Tiger's best interest to do so. Jamiee Grubbs has come forward to the press with details--texts, voicemails, and emails--and seems hell bent on confessing for him. And while all the women come forward and reveal their relationships with Tiger we the people are left to wonder.

In conclusion--just between us girls--accountability is accountability. We all know that of whom much is given, much is required. I don't think it's fair for celebrities to play the privacy card when their fabricated images fall apart. I understand that people are human and mistakes will be made. But celebrities have to understand that as much as they flaunt their perfect lives, charitable acts, beautiful homes, and Clever-like families the public will feel betrayed if things don't add up. I'm just a regular woman and I'm not a part of the American culture on a regular basis. So if anyone has a question about my personal life I have every right to say that it's none of their business. But as a celebrity privacy is a luxury that money can't buy. A celebrity spends his or her career maintaining an image. Its a shame that they can force-feed perfection to the masses but when something pops off and they are brought down from their pedistal back into humanity--it's no body's business.

Stay beautiful inside and out!

Wife Goes Wild on Woods

Maybe I watch too much True TV but as soon as the story broke that Tiger Woods smashed his Cadi into a fire hydrant yet there was no intoxication--I knew something was up. And sure enough-drama was brewin' in Tiger's neck-of-the-Woods. And although I like to enlighten myself with politics and feministic rants I also love to get my celebrity gossip fill. So this was nothing but savory goodness to me (we all have our faults.) I was just speculating and speculating: Fellow Orlando resident/Ginourmous athelete getting beat up by his own little trophy--Oh how the mighty has fallen!

And didn't my Tweetles (that's what I call my Twitter family) have a field day! Trending topic became #TigerWoodsWife followed by "is really black" or "will bust the windows out your car" and my favorite "yelled to Rihanna 'This is how you do it!'" So what REALLY happened early that morning. The world may never know. But despite the fact that Tiger just wants this to all go away the rumors keep swirling. Seems like the wholesome Tiger Woods had a mistress (Rachel Uchitel is the alleged mistress but she denies it.) And Mrs. Woods found out. And she showed him who just how she felt about it. Reports say that the "lacerations" on Tiger's face weren't caused by the accident. Instead they were caused by Elin scratching her husbands face. Then she chased him out of the house with a golf club and beat up his Cadilliac, busting out the back window. Apparently Tiger Woods was knocked out for six whole minutes.

Now Tiger Woods has a squeaky clean image so the story that was developed initially was a publicist's golden moment. And it would have worked had Americans been idiots. Even my Swizz tweeted that it the story seemed a little off. No need to highlight the questions that came up in my mind because we now have a more plausible story--although its full of holes.  But one thing is for sure--Elin got gangsta. If Tiger was planning to cheat on Elin he should have chosen a tougher sport because she seems like a fiesty one. Now I don't condone domestic violence but I do believe in showing your man that you are your own woman. I wouldn't chose violence but if you read the history of how Tiger was rejected by Elin you'd see that she's a tough chick.

In conclusion--just between us girls--I doesn't matter how much money you have. And it definately doesn't matter how pretty you are. Men are men. They may love you dearly but need will venture off for a side dish. This story goes to show that you can't stop a man from cheating but you can show him how you really feel about it. I doubt Tiger will be seeing his mistress anytime soon. I also want my ladies to note that Elin is a successful, beautiful, educated woman in her own right. A devoted and supportive wife and mother. She is a great woman. This is just a bump in the road for Tiger and Elin...well it's a bump on Tiger's forhead anyway.

Stay beautiful inside and out!